Intelligent Design

Angel: And what's that?

God: That's the retina.

Angel: Oh, nice name. What does it do?

God: It lets them see by detecting light, see, through this lens at the front.

Angel: Genius! But why have you left all the plumbing on top of the sensor, blocking a bunch of the light?

God: Yeah, dunno.

Angel: wouldn't it have made sense to tuck it under and behind the sensor so it's not in the way?

God: Fuck who are you, Michaelangelo? Fuck off and make the tea if you can't be arsed turning up to the planning meetings.

Angel: Right, let's make these toenails randomly just start growing into the toe.

God: There's no way that could backfire!

Angel: And what's that?

God: Ah, I call that the nutsack. In Scotland, they will call it the "bawbag", which will cause Mirth and Hilarity among visitors to that place.

Angel: Won't it get in the way when they walk, or sit down too quickly?

God: Well, I've fixed that by filling it with loads of nerve endings!

Angel: ...right. Hang on, are you the guy who made things fried in bacon fat taste nice?

God: Yep! That's all me.

Angel: Jesus, you're a prick.

God: Ooh crap, that reminds me - I gotta be somewhere. Mop up when you're finished here, there's a good chap.