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<p>New page: &lt;div style=&quot;font-variant:small-caps&quot;&gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; And what&#039;s that? &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s the retina. &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh, nice name. What does it do? &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; It lets them see by detecting ...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;div style=&quot;font-variant:small-caps&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; And what&#039;s that?<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s the retina.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh, nice name. What does it do?<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; It lets them see by detecting light, see, through this lens at the front.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; Genius! But why have you left all the plumbing on top of the sensor, blocking a bunch of the light?<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yeah, dunno.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; wouldn&#039;t it have made sense to tuck it under and behind the sensor so it&#039;s not in the way?<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; Fuck who are you, Michaelangelo? Fuck off and make the tea if you can&#039;t be arsed turning up to the planning meetings.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; Right, let&#039;s make these toenails randomly just start growing into the toe.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; There&#039;s no way that could backfire!<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; And what&#039;s that?<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ah, I call that the nutsack. In Scotland, they will call it the &quot;bawbag&quot;, which will cause Mirth and Hilarity among visitors to that place.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; Won&#039;t it get in the way when they walk, or sit down too quickly?<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; Well, I&#039;ve fixed that by filling it with loads of nerve endings!<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; ...right. Hang on, are you the guy who made things fried in bacon fat taste nice?<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; Yep! That&#039;s all me.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Angel:&#039;&#039;&#039; Jesus, you&#039;re a prick.<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;God:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ooh crap, that reminds me - I gotta be somewhere. Mop up when you&#039;re finished here, there&#039;s a good chap.</div>

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